gettin outta school on the last day like
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
i wANNA SEE BLOOD POWERS SO BAD U HAVE NO IDEA
Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY
god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine
you guys think im jokin
ass so fine
god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine
i pledge allegiance to that ass
I pledge allegiance to that ass.
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I would wear the shit out of these.
PLEASE SEND THE WORD.
I was on the Villager Trading subreddit and a user named CloCloChole promised Bob for marina, took marina, then deleted her account. Her name is Chloe from Rosewood and her FC is 3797-6713-4571.
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TRADE WITH THIS PERSON. SPREAD THE WORD.
I am super sad, I really was hoping for Bob, and I really loved marina.
REBLOG SO NO ONE FALLS FOR HER TRAPS!!!
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
*sobs onto a five paragraph essay that was practically pre-dictated by the teacher and resembles every essay I’ve written for ten years*
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
doodling in class more like