Why are they white?
Added another purse to my shop! This time dedicated to my one true love, the square watermelon. Don’t worry, the Gamecube was broken when I bought it.
Also, if anyone’s interested, I’ve updated my commissions page a little bit. I use Tamiya brand paints now, and I added a few new prints to the available fabric library. Still have three open slots, for now!
Why is this a thing though?
Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.
she looks so lost
It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.
Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t
ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this
this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…
this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember
why are you all scared of that old lady from spongebob tho
fuck ‘it’s all in their head’ headcanons
fuck anything that reduces everything fantastic and wonderful and strange into delusion
fuck stereotypes of mental illness, images of people in padded rooms unable to face reality
fuck destroying wonder and replacing it with sheer ableism
fuck ruining the magic
and fuck anyone who thinks destroying dreams is ‘new’ and ‘creative’
I had just gotten home from school and my older brother was home so I started annoying him while wearing my unicorn mask and he just stops and goes
"fine. fine. I know how to deal with this"
and goes into his room
and comes out with an actual samurai sword
anD CHASES ME
SAYING HE’S A UNICORN HUNTER
HELP HE’S 21
:33 < when did you even learn how to drive you silly face
I’M JUST GONNA REBLOG THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY MY FAVORITE PICTURE AND I FEEL LIKE IT NEEDS MORE NOTES LAUGHS
Better than this years entire show
Trying to talk to my brother, but he’s just homestuck trash.
i wonder how many notes of this post are just homestucks reblogging this
all of them
Notice his name is Dave
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
Did you know the muses in Hercules have names?
Calliope, Thalia, Melpomene, Clio, and Terpsichore. (inspired by x)