that-wildwolf:

silverscreenx:

mama-germany:

mama-germany:

goat-yells-at-everything:

fairyofsomething:

polirange:

acid-atlas:

x-bubble-bubble-x:

queer-cosette:

might-be-somebody:

ruriginzuishou:

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

nomuru2d:

aaawunder:

storm-hawke:

fxr-yxur-amusement:

theverbalbrawler:

eijiroukiriot:

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

Me every time this post comes back

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

Originally posted by dekushrubindustry

why.

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

oh what the FUCK WHY

Thanks I hate it.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.

i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now.  feel like i’m going on an adventure.

really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.

Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck

jumbleberryfields:

softyin:

can’t wait to wear this to the pharmacy 😎

calamitys-child:

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

handweavers:

i forget how peaceful it is living with adblockers/cracked apps on everything until i try to watch youtube on my tv and a fucking 15 minute video has an unskippable ad break every 2 minutes . death penalty

ambienkitchen:

“what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi” we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don’t care

freedominthedarkmp3:

freedominthedarkmp3:

found my old mp3 from middle school oh my GOD

POV YOURE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL IN 2009/10

tophatofdoom:

clusterduck28:

madhyanas:

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons

flightyfinch:

1cecxla:

odumb:

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

princesstigerbelle:

maddrat:

gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

hide-and-seekrets:

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can’t carry on a conversation to save my life

mollypaup:

When websites go “oh actually you have to use our app to view things on mobile now :)” evil. I will simply not do the thing now. Fuck your app.

azzandra:

gender-void-partially-stars:

omghotmemes:

We did it boys. We did it.

a message from the man himself

We never gave him up…